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The Raccoons: The Unwanted Guest (Page 2) by Melbrooksjew The Raccoons: The Unwanted Guest (Page 2) :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 5 0 The Raccoons: The Unwanted Guest (P.C Version) by Melbrooksjew The Raccoons: The Unwanted Guest (P.C Version) :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 7 1 The Raccoons: The Unwanted Guest by Melbrooksjew The Raccoons: The Unwanted Guest :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 2 1 'Aunty' from: Teeny Tiny and the Witch Woman by Melbrooksjew 'Aunty' from: Teeny Tiny and the Witch Woman :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 6 2 Mel Brooks by Melbrooksjew Mel Brooks :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 5 0 The one... The only... Tesco Vee! by Melbrooksjew The one... The only... Tesco Vee! :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 2 0 Ode to Oderus by Melbrooksjew Ode to Oderus :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 3 6 My New and Improved Profile ID by Melbrooksjew My New and Improved Profile ID :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 1 0 Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VIII (Pt. 2) by Melbrooksjew Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VIII (Pt. 2) :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 11 7 Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VIII (Pt. 1) by Melbrooksjew Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VIII (Pt. 1) :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 10 4 Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VII (Pt. 2) by Melbrooksjew Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VII (Pt. 2) :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 9 4 Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VII (Pt. 1) by Melbrooksjew Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VII (Pt. 1) :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 8 1 Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VI by Melbrooksjew Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: VI :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 10 4 Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: V by Melbrooksjew Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: V :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 9 6 Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: IV by Melbrooksjew Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: IV :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 15 4 Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: III by Melbrooksjew Bert Raccoon In: The Big One Part: III :iconmelbrooksjew:Melbrooksjew 12 3

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Kassi by risingproductions08 Kassi :iconrisingproductions08:risingproductions08 2 1 Ray-Donovan by Myiagy Ray-Donovan :iconmyiagy:Myiagy 21 7 Danzig by face-in-the-sky Danzig :iconface-in-the-sky:face-in-the-sky 70 34 Objectified by ramkumariyer Objectified :iconramkumariyer:ramkumariyer 31 23 the bluebird whistle by lisa-im-laerm the bluebird whistle :iconlisa-im-laerm:lisa-im-laerm 52 36 Fresh meat by Grox-12 Fresh meat :icongrox-12:Grox-12 84 16
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DPFF Why is the Rum Always Gone...
Everyday I'm such a bum.
My companion only being a bottle full of rum.
You're the replacement for my mum
Thanks for being such a chum.
Jack Daniel's, for he is always the scum.
He's the leftovers of every man's cum.
Your affects, they always make me hum.
That or take a quick quickie at maxim.
But don't let that nudity speak certain volume.
Or else it will lead to a risky, risky harem.
Don't add men though or that will be a problem.
I don't want the entree to be my poor rectum.
I guess it's okay if they use the condom.
I'm young, I'm dumb, I can always play possum.
Thrust in, thrust out, the new born blossom.
It has now become my new life custom.
They took pictures and all, I'm all over the forum.
There filling is now my only daily income.
One last hunk, he shot like a magnum.
It's force was one that went up to my eardrums.
So sad I am that you buzz is always a strict time column.
It dissipates, it fades, then I'm back wholesome.
Rum, you're always that pure mean sadism
Wait, why is my
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Hate the Magicians Crazy Bunny by facusoad Hate the Magicians Crazy Bunny :iconfacusoad:facusoad 70 23 Testament - 1993 EP Cover [A3, 350dpi] by OlegLevashov Testament - 1993 EP Cover [A3, 350dpi] :iconoleglevashov:OlegLevashov 24 4 Zombie by ShaunTM Zombie :iconshauntm:ShaunTM 19 0 Shitters Full! by Gruntchovski Shitters Full! :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 8 0 GG Allin tribute by Panzram31614 GG Allin tribute :iconpanzram31614:Panzram31614 14 3 Carnivore - Wacken Festival 06 by Torsten-Volkmer Carnivore - Wacken Festival 06 :icontorsten-volkmer:Torsten-Volkmer 14 5 Lord Ponivore Frankensteele (Po) by TheSixthSaint Lord Ponivore Frankensteele (Po) :iconthesixthsaint:TheSixthSaint 13 5 Pandora's Box by pinkoliphant Pandora's Box :iconpinkoliphant:pinkoliphant 15 7 Modern day cowboy by pinkoliphant Modern day cowboy :iconpinkoliphant:pinkoliphant 4 0
Sorry I haven't been on here for 5 months. It's been a strange,busy, emotional roller coaster on my end.

Some of the events included: College, extremely crazy women,  getting into fights, getting layed off from work, saving a life of an Freemason (I think) from a skinny neo-nazi, friends dying, 8 close calls with death myself, and a bunch of other stuff I rather not go into detail (it's nothing illegal though, just rather not talk about it) are the reasons I have not been on here for 6 months.


Again, sorry for not uploading/logging on here for so long. But I have many ideas for future drawings (including one that I just finished earlier today, which I'll be uploading later today).
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Just a kid from Wisconsin, born in the early/mid 90s, who enjoys drawing every now and then.
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danielhudson560 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2017
happy birthday I hope you get every thing you want and would like. I hope your well. I hope your friends and family will remember this very speical day of your birth. I hope your in good health and have a  merry spirits. I wish you a joyful day and I hope your day goes well and enjoy it to the full max. I look forward to hearing all about it soon. I hope your well too., Bye for now from DANNY 

ps. All so have a nice weekend and a nice day and relaxing evening  I hope your Christmas goes well as well as a good one. i hope you enjoyed 2016 i wish you a awesome Happy new year. To you. I wish you all the best for and all of 16 and beyond I wish you the best for the future have a nice winter too. and i hope you did enjoyed your Halloween if your into that sort of thing I am totally in lol i hope you had a  nice valentines and i hope the family is well. did you have a nice easter too. and a nice summer as well as a good fall. i hope you have  a awesome 2017 and great day danny.
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David31 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday. :party:
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SacredWaterOfDreams Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday!!! :party: :cake: :icongiftplz: Lily Wishing a Happy Birthday Kao Emoji-16 (Happy Birthday) [V1] Balloons V4 
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danielhudson560 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2016
Happy birthday I hope you get every thing you want and would like. I hope your well. I hope your friends and family will remember this very speical day of your birth. I hope your in good health and merry spirits. I wish you a joyful day and I hope your day goes well and enjoy it to the full max. I look forward to hearing all about it soon. I hope your well too., Bye for now from DANIEL. All so have a nice weekend and a nice evening I hope your  Christmas was a good one. And very  Happy new year. To you. I wish you all the best for and all of 16 and beyond I wish you the best for the future have a nice winter too. and i hope you did enjoyed your Halloween if your into that sort of thing I am totally in lol i hope you had a  nice valentines and i hope the family is well. did you have a nice easter too. 
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David31 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday. :party:
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danielhudson560 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
hi did not now how to say this then what i said but i still wish you all the same but sorry it dose not sound original then the last one. But still have a great happy birthday,


 Happy birthday I hope you get every thing you want and would like. I hope your well. I hope your friends and family will remember this very speical day of your birth. I hope your in good health and merry spirits. I wish you a joyful day and I hope your day goes well and enjoy it to the full max. I look forward to hearing all about it soon. I hope your well too., Bye for now from DANIEL. All so have a nice weekend and a nice evening I hope your  Christmas was a good one. And very  Happy new year. To you. I wish you all the best for and all of 15 and beyond I wish you the best for the future
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David31 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday. :party:
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lisa-im-laerm Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ty by LOVEMAYU
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Grox-12 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav!!!X3
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KodyBoy555 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Do you do requests and art trades?
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