DPFF Why is the Rum Always Gone...
Everyday I'm such a bum.
My companion only being a bottle full of rum.
You're the replacement for my mum
Thanks for being such a chum.
Jack Daniel's, for he is always the scum.
He's the leftovers of every man's cum.
Your affects, they always make me hum.
That or take a quick quickie at maxim.
But don't let that nudity speak certain volume.
Or else it will lead to a risky, risky harem.
Don't add men though or that will be a problem.
I don't want the entree to be my poor rectum.
I guess it's okay if they use the condom.
I'm young, I'm dumb, I can always play possum.
Thrust in, thrust out, the new born blossom.
It has now become my new life custom.
They took pictures and all, I'm all over the forum.
There filling is now my only daily income.
One last hunk, he shot like a magnum.
It's force was one that went up to my eardrums.
So sad I am that you buzz is always a strict time column.
It dissipates, it fades, then I'm back wholesome.
Rum, you're always that pure mean sadism
Wait, why is my